Once upon a time...

In the Bank, at the Doctor's and in the shops,
Children cried out to their Mums and Pops,
Can we go now? It's boring, must we stay?
I wish there was somewhere we could play. 

Then someone hired a Kiddy Kastle,
Not another peep from the little rascals.

Mum and Dad, at their leisure,
The kids are playing, there is no pressure.
Come on now, we're on our way,
Oh Mum, this is fun, can't we stay?